The content of the images weirded me out.
Weird Netflix Picture #1
|Shocked. Shocked and scared. That's what this little boy's facial expression says.|
And what's with the creepy lady eavesdropping?
Is that mom? An older sister? And what are they doing? Big brother watches everything in lady's leggings? Creepy as hell, Netflix.
Weird Netflix Picture #2
Little daughter captivated by romcom selection a la mom. Meanwhile, mom digs her shoulder into what we can assume is dad's pancreas. Notice the entire family tilting left like a bunch of books on a bookshelf falling over.
And what's with the lovey puppy eyes with the dad and son? Is that even a boy? And is that even the dad? For all we know that could be "mommy's friend" that comes over when dad goes away for long business trips.
Notice in the far left of the picture a pillow cushion.
Normally we would assume such a cushion exists for the family dog. But no dog appears present in the photo, nor do any dog toys litter the living room near said cushion.
We can then reasonably assume that the cushion designates the area where that androgynous child must stay during watching films. See how he desperately climbs the arm of the sofa while mommy's friend attempts to fling the child back to the slave child cushion?
What a weird, dark world these Netflix watchers live in. Americans are fucked up.
Netflix Weirdness Picture #3
Nothing too weird here.
EXCEPT THAT WATCH LOOKS STOLEN.
That's your grandfather's watch that Christopher Walken's dad hid up his ass in World War 2, Butch.